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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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bitchin-blaziken:

finally my search is for this gifset is over

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fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

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funny-pictures-uk:

The ever entertaining Sharon Osbourne.

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h0odrich:

i get butterflies when i think about myself

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allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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dutchster:

*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*door says pull*

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

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